This is the tale of li'l Mikey Munster,
a skinny street kid from the town of Dunster.
From the age of four, abandoned on the street,
his raising too tough for his mum to complete.
He looked very scary, with his fat pudgy nose and white pointy teeth
long sharp ears......but what lied beneath?
He made his home on the corner in a spooky old house,
eating cockroaches, flies and other things grouse.
Rumor has it he set fire to old stray cats, trapped lizards and tortured birds
He made fun of old people and picked on the nerds
But at the age of six, he just disappeared??
Never to grow old, never to sport a beard.
Just what happened to him no-one can say,
but the spirit of Mikey can be seen every day.
For when a small child starts to act quite uncouth,
be sure to check for a white pointy tooth.
When your son starts pulling on the curtains, throws your wallet in the loo,
or your sweet little daughter goes crazy, and you don't know what to do,
it's not really their fault, other forces are at work.
It's the spirit of Mikey Munster, that nasty little jerk!
For they say he gets into the minds of the small,
makes them pick their nose and wipe it on the wall.
There's one way to tell if li'l Mikey Munster is near,
shine a torch on your child and look to the rear,
For the shadow of Munster can be seen with ease,
it is snarling and creepy and ready to tease.
There's only one sure way to tame this evil spirit,
Hunt down some Munster threads, and make sure they're in it!
Even then......we cannot guarantee an angel...
RIP Mikey Munster